Chocolate Code

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Musical Bootlegs on Youtube

mirala123

Amelie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bVE84vORIw&t=1605s

Avenue Q: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB8N0MdaALQ

Be More Chill: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1SLhumuLgA\

Dear Even Hanson (Act 1): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd4LYRszEYM&list=PL0qgmc3Dm8E5cfXH488jFeBXNaLmBQPJp&index=23

Dear Even Hanson (Act 2): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsYj0Ac427M&index=24&list=PL0qgmc3Dm8E5cfXH488jFeBXNaLmBQPJp

Heathers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SAiWw7zkFw

Hamilton (Act 1): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0DwU6MqTYA&list=PL0qgmc3Dm8E5cfXH488jFeBXNaLmBQPJp&index=17

Hamilton (Act 2): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zbBcsJGuIg&list=PL0qgmc3Dm8E5cfXH488jFeBXNaLmBQPJp&index=18

In the Heights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bIjQTWgdLA&list=PL0qgmc3Dm8E5cfXH488jFeBXNaLmBQPJp&index=9

Legally Blonde: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m94kyVxXUj8&t=3s

Les Mis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn4mivpZX74

Les Mis (Modernized Act 1): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vjuFmIxTRY&list=PLWcYXzNfH-cHj8YebgbOvCLP41jcQ4TOq&index=15

Les Mis (Modernized Act 2):  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3h38rTTjfg&list=PLWcYXzNfH-cHj8YebgbOvCLP41jcQ4TOq&index=16

Playlist featuring Spring Awakening (sign language), Natasha, Pierre & The Great Comet of 1812, and more: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxSCCw9R-urxC2gHfC8oTZiP6IUTXMQRT

Playlist 2: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0qgmc3Dm8E5cfXH488jFeBXNaLmBQPJp&disable_polymer=true

Something Rotten: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enjvFoeP-IM&t=3113s

Spring Awakening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS8CGN_15QI

Waitress (Act 1): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avySJk3Zs48

Waitress (Act 2): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewLC5BKyvI8&t=350s

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liamdunburs

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

letthemountainsmoveyou

i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23

roonilwazlip

once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”

eyeslikeacat

We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”

meelothemanly

I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”

cractasticdispatches

our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’

diamondelight92

once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”

anxietee-n

My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said “does that mean she is married now?”

standard-fiend

I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.

loveyoutothem00n

I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, “ooh I know! A pickle! You’d be such a good pickle”

aimmyarrowshigh

On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, “Are you okay? You look like you have a question.” And she looked me right in the eyes and said, tremulously,

“Can a piranha eat a stapler?”

manic-kin

One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked “Do you have a boy?” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said “Well, you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!”

dinovia-countryman

I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her younger brother’s alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it.  So I picked it up and asked her what it was.

“Octopus,” she said, all curls and smiles.

“And what kind of animal is an octopus?” I asked.  I was looking for “fish” or “sea creature” but I would have accepted almost anything–”weird,” “gross,” even “slimy.”  “Underwater” or “it lives in the ocean” would have also been acceptable. 

She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, “It’s a cephalopod.”

I haven’t been the same since.

helloitsbees

I was sitting for a 7-year-old once who firmly believed that his history teacher, a young woman in her mid twenties, had lived through all the times she was teaching about and that she was just sharing stories about her friends.

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voguebarakat

twoblokesandafuckloadofcutlery:

So I accidentally started playing 25 different pop punk songs in 25 different tabs.
Beautiful mistake.

sangsterman

MY ABSOLUTE NEW FAVOURITE POST. JESUS CHRIST. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. ALL OF THIS. 

aggressivelytwerkinganderson

How the fuck do you do this on accident.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU OPEN TWENTY FIVE SONGS BY MISTAKE

the-girl-who-is-a-fallen-angel

youtubeobsessedstuff

I might tag this with something stupid so I can always find it..

dil-howltersbunnyslippers

I want this as my ringtone

dil-howltersbunnyslippers

What if someone to found out all of these song names

dil-howlters-porthole

1) “In Too Deep” - Sum 41 
2) “Misery Business” - Paramore
3) “Helena” - My Chemical Romance
4) “American Idiot” - Green Day
5) “Feeling This” - Blink 182
6) “Basketcase” - Green Day
7) “Stay Together for the Kids” - Blink 182
8) “Gives You Hell” - All-American Rejects
9) “The Rock Show” - Blink 182
10) “The Middle” - Jimmy Eat World
11) “I Caught Fire” - the Used
12) “Sugar, We’re Going Down” - Fall Out Boy
13) “That’s What You Get” - Paramore
14) “Five Mintues to Midnight” - Boys Like Girls
15) “Move Along” - All-American Rejects
16) “Stacy’s Mom” - Fountains of Wayne
17) “Dear Maria, Count Me In” - All Time Low
18) “Crushcrushcrush” - Paramore
19) “Here (In Your Arms)” - Hellogoodbye
20) “Who I Am Hates Who I’ve Been” - Relient K
21) “Soul Meets Body” - Death Cab For Cutie
22) “The Future Freaks Me Out” - Motion City Soundtrack
23) “My Friends Over You” - New Found Glory
24) “Fat Lip” - Sum 41
25) “Teenagers” - My Chemical Romance
“Perfect” - Simple Plan

there you go, all the songs

deansimpalaqueen

This is the greatest thing I have seen in a long time.

theshoewhokicked

I think we can all recognize that the claim that this was an accident is total bullshit, but we can all appreciate the outcome.

549412

You never meet the right people at the wrong time because the right people are timeless.

kushandwizdom

- Expherience

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theblackinn:
““I found peace in your violence
Can’t tell me there’s no point in trying
I’m at one, and I’ve been quiet for too long
I found peace in your violence
Can’t tell me there’s no point in trying
I’m at one, and I’ve been silent for too...

theblackinn

“I found peace in your violence
Can’t tell me there’s no point in trying
I’m at one, and I’ve been quiet for too long
I found peace in your violence
Can’t tell me there’s no point in trying
I’m at one, and I’ve been silent for too long”

Marshmello ft Khalid- Silence

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thoughts on the friendzone

wendycorduroy

when i was 5 years old my best friend was a boy named kyle who didn’t know how to knock on doors so he made dinosaur noises outside my window to wake me up in the summer until i demonstrated how to ball his fists and slam them against my doors.  we collected caterpillars in my trailer park and built them houses while we traded pokemon cards.  he wasn’t the only one.  there was ben, and mitch, and noah—but kyle’s the only one who hurt me, because when he tried to kiss me and i asked him why, he told me “because you’re a girl and i’m a boy, shouldn’t we like each other?”

i missed him so much and i wondered why he couldn’t just be my friend like he always was

in the first grade there was rich and joseph and i got sent to detention with them almost every day with a smile on my face.  we built block towers and sang to my teacher’s lion king soundtracks when she’d turn the lights off during lunch time.  one day they got in a fist fight over me at recess, and i wondered why they felt they needed to share my friendship, like it was something they owned.

in the second grade zach and i played yu gi oh under our desks during free time and i got moved for talking to him constantly.  everyone in the class would tease him and i for talking, asking when we were going to date already, asking him if he’d kissed me, and he stopped being my friend.

when i was 11 i met a chubby boy with the name of a colour who wore puffy vests and unwashed t-shirts, with greasy hair and bright blue eyes and a smile that hid hurt behind it.  people didn’t like him because he was silly, but i liked him, because i was also silly.  he became my friend the day he bought me 5 giant roses and asked me to be his girlfriend, and i politely declined but promised him i’d be his best friend because i’d always wanted a best guy friend that stuck around. we burnt our feet on the concrete during the summer and walked home with the sunset silhouetting us.  he talked often about how he loved me, but never blamed me for being me, even though he refused to move on. that boy dyed his hair jet black and sat on the end of my bed playing songs to me on guitar, and all that pent up rage from before didn’t show until the first time he slapped me across the face and called me a dumb cunt.

in the 7th grade there was a boy named ryan who sat next to me on the bus and talked to me about manga.  he’d ask me personal invasive questions but i didn’t mind because it was attention and i liked attention.  i was dating another guitarist with curly brown hair, one who was much more kind-tempered than the other, and ryan mentioned how much of an asshole he was every day.  i wondered, why, why does he think the love of my life is an asshole?  but whenever i asked him, he just told me, “girls only date assholes.  there’s no room for nice guys like me.”

i wondered, if he was so nice, why did he say such mean things?

he never stopped with me, taking me to movies, hanging out with me, you know.  being friendly.  i thought we were friends.  but then, how many times had i thought that before?

how many times had i bonded with a boy, thought they got me, only for them to ask me if i wanted to make out?

how come when i told ryan i was coming out as a lesbian, he stopped being my friend, and said “damnit, the one girl i really want to pound into a mattress, and she’s only interested in chicks!”

there was a boy my junior year who stayed up all night with me until the sun rose, talking about life, past loves, hopes, dreams.  beneath a million twinkling stars spanning forever, he brushed long brown hair out of his eyes and listened to me talk about the history that made me. then he asked me if i’d ever consider dating a guy, and complained about how he’d never get laid.

when i told him no a couple hundred times, he found new girls to listen to.

i would sit on the couch and play zelda with dakota, and he’d talk about all my favourite games with me.  he was the closest thing to support i had, and the letters and poems he wrote me were always so kind and friendly.  but he’d put his arms around me on the couch, and no matter how many times i told him i was uncomfortable, he’d still come over every day and do it.

“don’t you know how it feels to love someone and not have them love you back?  don’t you know what it feels like to be friendzoned?”

when i meet guys who talk about the friendzone, who talk about the girls who don’t give “nice guys” like them i chance, i always want to just say

when i was 10 years old i met a girl whose brown hair fell across her shoulders and whos eyes sparkled when the sunlight hit them, whose voice was like velvet and whose scent was like mountain smoke, who made me dizzier than a fly climbing a sugar hill.  and i’m 18 years old, and i still love her, and she knows, and she doesn’t love me.

but my first thoughts upon hearing her rejection were not “what a bitch,” were not “she just wants a douchebag and not a nice girl like me!” were not “im going to keep pushing her until she dates me,”

they were

“she is the best friend i have ever had, and i am the best she’s ever had, and i would hate to take that away from her.”

so before you play the victim, mr. Nice Guy, before you angrily throw your fedora on the ground and blame the girl you claim to adore so much:

put yourself in the shoes of a girl who thought she made a wonderful friend, only to find out that he just wanted her for sex.  that he just wanted her for a relationship.  a girl who was just an object to win, a prize.  a girl who’s trust you’ve just shattered.

maybe she friendzoned you.  but you girlfriendzoned her, first.

yourbiass

I am clapping for this, you just can’t see it.

zachwazowski

please do a ted talk

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